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كبار الشخصيات
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Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give
up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or
my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor.
my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor.
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